Stats show us how much dudes need to get a girlfriend

I wish I had the stamina to play this many minutes...curse you ADHD!

I'm not saying that gamers don't have a social life, but according to these stats, they must have figured out how to go back in time cause there is no way that a dude can mack on someone and still have time to save the world. And this is just Halo! It doesn't count the extra time spent playing Modern Warfare or Uncharted, which we both know are based off of real life people--I know Drake..., well indirectly, cause I met his cousin's sister's dog's wife (which is weird because dogs can't get married except in Vegas where it stays in Vegas) caretaker who happened to stumble upon a store clerk who relayed the facts to me after a lengthy discussion about cumquoits and its effect on early childhood development...



Thanks Bungie for pointing out this colossal--yet excitingly AWESOME waste of time...

http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/online.aspx