Mar 22, 2012

"Awesome Tat dude...why is it moving?"







See mom? I told you I am not the newest member of a motorcycle gang...its my super cool phone! How much did I pay you ask? Not much, but I did have to give up my soul...

Yet another step in technology's plight to rule the world and convert humans into disposable products--Nokia applied for a patent that alerts you to texts and calls by vibrating your tattoo! I don't know how it works, except that it has to be some kind of dark magic... wait... can you patent dark magic? Cause I'm pretty sure that we would all be doomed for sure--just ask Frodo. He knows a lot about dark wizardry because Gandalf told him.

"Nokia is using magnetic waves to create the effect and noted in the patent application that its technology could be extended to an invisible tattoo for those who don't want to show their phone-friendly ink walking around town. In a more likely scenario, the technology might also be applied to a visible image, sign, or badge."

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