Mar 6, 2012

Apple next-gen Ipad is coming...

Workers--put down your work for a special announcement that everyone already knows about!


Workers everywhere might as well take the day off on March 7th--because nobody is paying attention to work anyways. All eyes will be on the much anticipated release of the previously released and rumored information about the latest and greatest Ipad! Let's just make it official and mark March 7th as the official Jobs Holiday where all we do is wait for the official news and count all the money I win in the office pools. All that wasted time on the internet looking at rumors instead of actually working, paid off. Now I am a twenty-dollaraire! I'm soooo going out for ice-cream...
For those who still have to work but can keep a small indiscreet window open in the corner of the computer screen, here is a link to Engadget's live blog reporting from San Fransisco. For those who believe that Apple will announce Elvis' return, follow this link.

Engadget live blog at the Apple event

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