Mar 28, 2012

If its yellow...

One side for mellow yellow and the other for brown flush it down..

For the homeowner that finds the water bill skyrocketing as teenagers get older, any excuse to save water will do. Although its not new, I find myself thinking that this product gives new meaning to the mellow yellow philosophy. Look Ma, I'm green! or yellow depending on just how hippy I want to be...

"The Better Flush Dual Flush Bonus Pack has all you need to upgrade your toilet to High Efficiency toilet standards without throwing your good 3.5 gal or 1.6 gal toilet into the landfill. On average, the Better Flush will save 30 gals of water a day for a family of four. It's simple to operate. Push The small button for liquids the large button for solids. The buttons will install vertical or horizontal. The Better Flush uses a combination of head pressure in the tank and piston technology to not only use less water, but to give the water used more force to complete the job.The amount of water used in a half flush can be reduced to .8 gal(1/2 flush) and 1.4 gal (full flush)in a 1.6 gallon toilet. In a 3.5 gallon toilet the Better Flush can use as little as 1 gal (1/2 flush) and 2 gal. (full flush). With it's highly adjustable half and full flush adjustments,The Better Flush will fit most standard 2" two piece toilets built in the last 75 years.Taking an extra few minutes to replace the entire flush valve rather than adapting to just a portion of an old one really pays off. HAPPY FLUSHING."

I like how professional the ad is " Push The small button for liquids the large button for solids". You know that it is called pee and poop right? The only thing missing from this ad is the butt squirter for those who are too cheap to buy toilet paper--but I guess those models are only sold on the other side of the world. I bet the butt washers are automatic over there--cause it can tell when European or not!!!